permissiontogoafterhim:

Chris aggressively touches Mark’s boobs [x]

Paul Bettany and Jeremy Renner at SDCC (07/26/2014)

(Source: staingirl)

So plant your own gardens and decorate your own soul,
Instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.
- Veronica Shoffstall, “Comes the Dawn” (via larmoyante)

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(Source: warmbloodedkiller)

thechronicleofshe:

they only let us narrate yogurt commercials. 

(Source: kerfuffle42)

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to